Some Truths & Lies

1. Although being born in the large metropolis of Chicago, Rene did in fact spend his formative years living in a small farming community in the middle of Wisconsin.

2. Rene has raised several, award-winning heifers that have had the honor of appearing on the dinner table of former WI governor, Tommy Thompson.  

3. Rene twice threw up during an elementary school quiz show after losing all of his team's points, thus forever shaping his views on gambling and neck ties.

4. At the age of 13, Rene became the youngest person to represent USA at the World Double Dutch Championships. 

5. Once when trying to flirt with a college girl, a 17 year-old Rene had to have the same girl operate the lighter for the cigarette she had given him. (sorry mom)

6. Rene has seen Mel Gibson's movie "The Patriot" a nauseating 54 times  

7.  Rene's combination of passion for creative and lack of a poker face has led to cool work and the occasional awkward client meeting.

8. Rene is a dick who would prefer to serve his enormous ego rather than do great work. 

(Feel free to contact me for the answer key. Ha! See what I did there)

TAKEAWAY: Rene is a small town guy who has never been afraid to very publicly embarrass himself in pursuit of something worthwhile. And although this bio is written in the third person, he doesn't consider himself a dick.